Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton’s publicist claims that those photographs showing her “cellulite ridden” ass were doctored and that the photographer who took them, Jamie Fawcett, is out to get her. Fawcett denies this saying he would never “publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues.” Honest. Barton’s rep said:

“Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

There’s only one way to settle this. An Angelina Jolie versus Scarlett Johansson nude Jello wrestling match. To those of you wondering how this could possibly solve anything, you guys are so totally gay.

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