Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson broke it off with Owen Wilson a short while ago and now she’s seeing/dating/whatevering Lance Armstrong. OK! Magazine via MSNBC says Owen Wilson is pretty upset about it and has been prancing around town with Kate Hudson lookalikes.

Wilson, who has been in Philadelphia working on the film “Marley & Me,” is said to have been spotted getting cozy with a blonde lady friend at a local Rick’s Cabaret on May 15, then at club G on May 16. A clubgoer told OK! that the actor “looked pretty upset” and was “drinking and sulking.”

What better way to get over Kate than to date women who kind of look like her, but aren’t quite on the same level. That way Owen can make them do things that Kate never let him do like anal or that ball gag and live octopus thing which is “totally normal, baby. Celebrities do it ALL the time.”