Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a piece of that publicity pie to marry Benji Madden.

“He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London’s Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with Madden and her parents. “We talk about it.”

“I’d wear a beautiful white dress,” she said dreamily, “probably Dolce & Gabbana.”

I hope everything goes wrong for this whore’s wedding. I would be forever grateful to the gods if Paris spills wine on her dress five minutes before and a bunch of minorities show up unannounced because something tells me she doesn’t have a high regard for them.

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