The Blemish

Paris wants a white wedding

May 16th, 20086 comments

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a piece of that publicity pie to marry Benji Madden.

“He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London’s Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with Madden and her parents. “We talk about it.”

“I’d wear a beautiful white dress,” she said dreamily, “probably Dolce & Gabbana.”

I hope everything goes wrong for this whore’s wedding. I would be forever grateful to the gods if Paris spills wine on her dress five minutes before and a bunch of minorities show up unannounced because something tells me she doesn’t have a high regard for them.

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lreelveoee | May 18th, 2008 6:37 pm

Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at Billionairepal. com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

 
lreelveoee | May 18th, 2008 6:08 pm

Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at billionairepal.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

 
Bernard Lavilliers | May 17th, 2008 10:54 am

Completely I support the author :)….

 
capt cornhole | May 16th, 2008 11:22 pm

you know what would be really special?

If you got all the guys that jerked off whilst watching her suck cock to gather around her dress and spunk all over it one last time. Just coat that thing. Let the clumpy, slimy, retch-inducing mess dry, slap a designer lable on it and tell the stupid whore that it’s a-one-of-a-kind.
If she asks about the yellowing jizz spots, tell her that it’s an eco-friendly dress that will melt away, or that it’s like those starch packing peanuts. Have a lick!

 
jhovanny | May 16th, 2008 10:01 pm

me too, i want a black wedding jajaja is true….

 
jhovanny | May 16th, 2008 10:19 pm

that easy, she crazy excuse me but i dont speak english. paris no se pero por aqui tiene a los pocos que saben de farandula internacional cansados ella ya no encuentra que decir para sobresalir. thanks

 

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