Scarlett sings and afternoon time wasters

Ahhhhh! Turn it off!

• Bossip: Dennis Rodman is an ugly drama queen
• Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd has a shitty upskirt
• Bastardly: Eliza Dushku makes an appearance
• CityRag: Sumo car wash
• Celebitchy: Which couple is more annoying: Nick and Mariah or Aniston and Mayer

• Celebslam: Pink went to the beach. This is why I never go
• Asylum: Even stunning women look silly
• CoEd: Monica Leigh is sexy
• ASL: Lily Allen’s dad babysits her drunk ass
• Dlisted: New Kids on the Block are back performing

• CS: Shanai Twain is single
• SOW: Beyonce a Desperate Housewife?
• College Humor: Hitler sings The Jefferson’s theme
• Celebwarship: Sucks to be OJ’s girlfriend
• TC: Nobody watches American Idol