Star Jones

Star Jones responded to Barbara Walters’ hurtful words today by calling her a bunch of names like any mature, rational adult would.

“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book,” Jones told Us. “It speaks to her true character.”

Star actually had another two paragraphs to read, but gave up because she was still really winded from the first one so, instead, she bought some hamburgers.