The Happening sucks: An early review of M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie says it terrible.

However, like all of you, I hated “Lady in the Water.” It’s not just bad…it’s terrible. It’s the only film in his catalogue I can’t stand and I think it’s a huge mess of a film. That being said, I figured he’d learned his lesson and was sharpening his knives for an assault this summer on audiences with his new movie “The Happening.” But after reading what was sent in, I’m scared he’s come off the rails and M. Night needs a serious intervention.

So continues the tradition of M. Night Shyamalan’s films becoming worse and worse with each iteration.

Iron Man over Chronicles of Narnia: Can a man in an iron suit conquer a wardrobe and a talking lion? Hell yes it can. I think?

Sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday: Corporate sponsorships for Lindsay’s 22nd are available. Benefits include a gift bag which Lindsay Lohan will puke in at the end of the night.

Britney isn’t pregnant, just fat: I thought that was pretty obvious.

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