Sue Simmons has an important announcement

Live tv + F-bomb = Win

• Drunken Stepfather: Billie Piper period bloat
• Bossip: R Kelly can dish it but can’t take it
• Bastardly: Angelina Jolie walks around Monaco
• Celebslam: Suri is useful
• Celebitchy: Daily Mail is a rip-off

• ASL: Britney Spears meets your mother
• Dlisted: Shayne Lamas is classy
• Lainey: Jim (The Office) has a beard
• UseMyComputer: Rose McGowan still weird
• CS: Drew Barrymore had a rear end incident

• SOW: Tommy Lee and Jane Fonda?
• College Humor: Blow darts: They’re really painful
• Celebwarship: Blargh, Donna Martin
• Daily Stab: Marc Anthony, uh, no comment