Tara Reid is out in a bikini
May 13th, 20084 commentsEmail this
Tara Reid hopped in her bikini the other day to continue her visual assault on Miami beach-goers. One scared citizen attempted to harpoon her. His plans were thwarted when, distracted by her deformed stomach, he shot himself in the foot. That Tara Reid. What a menace.
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Her stomach feels like ass, just like her shell-browsing boyfriend’s.
I’d love to touch her stomach. See if it really feels like silly putty.
I’d love to sneak up behind her and jam my cock into her sloppy crapper just to see that look on her face.
I’ll bet she bleaches her cornhole too: keeps it nice and pink.
Of all the wanna-be hollywood gals, she’s at the top of the list of women who should be in porn. seeing her triple stuffed w/ cocks and cum flying into her hair.
Good Times…
mmmm mmmm
you get sicker every day, Cap’n.