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Tara Reid is out in a bikini

By on May 13, 2008

Tara Reid

hopped in her bikini the other day to continue her visual assault on Miami beach-goers. One scared citizen attempted to harpoon her. His plans were thwarted when, distracted by her deformed stomach, he shot himself in the foot. That . What a menace.

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  • capt. cornhole

    I’d love to sneak up behind her and jam my cock into her sloppy crapper just to see that look on her face.
    I’ll bet she bleaches her cornhole too: keeps it nice and pink.

    Of all the wanna-be hollywood gals, she’s at the top of the list of women who should be in porn. seeing her triple stuffed w/ cocks and cum flying into her hair.
    Good Times…
    mmmm mmmm

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    I’d love to touch her stomach. See if it really feels like silly putty.

  • crr

    Her stomach feels like ass, just like her shell-browsing boyfriend’s.

  • crr

    you get sicker every day, Cap’n.