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Victoria Beckham is so hot

By The Blemish, 8:34 AM on May 30, 2008, 4 Comments

Victoria Beckham poses here in two shots for Marc Jacobs. In the first one, Victoria’s all mean and sexy. Rawr. In the second one, she bears a striking resemblance to a Barbie doll, in the stiff, soulless, plasticy sense not in the “I want to do her anatomically incorrect body so bad” sense. Magnificent.

All in all, this seemed like a successful photo shoot for Victoria Beckham. If she was aiming for something that would creep me the hell out.

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4 Responses to “Victoria Beckham is so hot”

  • capt. cornhole
    8:44 AM

    she looks like the Madame of Liquid Silver in Tank Girl.

  • Coreen
    6:40 AM

    In the 2nd photo she looks like those dolls you used to put in toilet rolls to hide the toilet paper.
    Yuck!
    Coreen

  • jvon
    11:19 AM

    It looks like fashion day at the local mental institution to me.

  • tessa
    1:31 PM

    aieeee. how can a guy like beckham be with such a “cure dents” (toothpick) like this. ouch!!!! it must really hurt to make love to her. guy i pity you.
    huhuhuhuhu