In Hollywood, the pressures to be beautiful have driven many celebrities to undergo plastic surgery. Some people like Heidi Montag, who was once an insufferable bitch, but is now a bearable bitch thanks in part to her new c-cups, have turned out for the better. Relatively I guess. Others haven’t fared so well. Take for example, Nikki Cox. Nikki was once a decent looking redhead with a kickass body and insanely huge breasts.
Now with the gift of lip injections, she looks, how do I put this delicately, fucked up. Sort of like a fish, but uglier. When you talk to her, you half expect her to start gasping for air and thrashing around on the floor because she’s out of water. If you searched for her profile on Match.com, under “Dream Guy” it would say “Swamp Thing.” In an 80 MPH head-on collision, her lips could serve as an airbag. In the event that your airplane crashes in the ocean and Nikki Cox is sitting by you, do not hesitate to sit on her face ASAP. Her lips CAN be used for a flotation device. The only way she could look more ridiculous is if she painted her face like a sad clown and frowned and then fought an ostrich. Naked. Although, even then you’d still be asking why they replaced her mouth with a vagina.
Some old photos of Nikki below.
Props to ONTD for noticing this. Also, props to Jay Mohr for not bursting out in laughter when filming his scenes with Nikki.