Angelina Jolie

OK! Magazine reports that even though Angelina Jolie has yet to pop out her twins, she and Brad Pitt are already planning to adopt an African boy.

“Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years,” an insider tells OK!. “They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall.”

It would be cool if all these babies could combine into one gigantic, lumpy pooping mess like an infant Voltron. I’m not sure what purpose that would serve, but, listen, if you have any better ideas, I’m all ears buddy.