Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway was taken aback by yesterday’s arrest of her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri. Sources say Anne “never thought it could be this bad” and “even when he turned himself in for the check cashing, she bought the excuses he gave her.” The source defends Anne’s poor judgment by saying Raffaello was good at tricking people.

“This was a guy who convinced businessmen he was the CFO of the Vatican – so maybe her seeming naïve is a testament to his powers of manipulation,” says the source. “Who hasn’t wanted to believe a lie from someone they love?”

Raffaello told people he was the CFO of the Vatican… It stands to reason the excuse he gave Anne for his past indiscretions was that there was a vast government conspiracy to frame him and that the only way to get to the bottom of this was to try anal. Anne should have known something was up when afterwards Raffaello tilted his head back and went, “Muahahahaha!” She probably thought it was just acid reflux.