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Ashlee Simpson is growing

Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy. Her boobs are growing! This is sort of bad for her marriage though. If you graphed the relationship between Ashlee’s chest size and Pete Wentz’s sexual interest in her, then as chest size rose, Pete’s sexual interest would decline. Because he’s a fairy, you see. This explains why he’s not with her in these pictures. Too womanly.

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