Lindsay Lohan

In the bathroom. Actually, The Sun says it was in a toilet. I’m going to assume they mean a stall and not a toilet toilet because in my experience having sex ankle deep in poo contaminated water is a turn off. Bobby Brown’s son Brandon says:

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Unsurprisingly things didn’t work out, although Brandon says: “I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her — really soon.”

You read that right. Bobby Brown has a son. If he’s anything like his dad, he’s probably exaggerating. When he says they got together, he means Lindsay’s hair grazed his arm and when he says Lindsay followed him into the bathroom, he means she walked in not knowing the bathroom was occupied, said sorry and left. I refuse to believe Lindsay knew who Brandon Brown was without a 10 minute lecture about who his dad is and what he did. “Bobby who? Whitney what? I’d like to leave now, please. You’re scaring me.”

Showbiz Spy says Landon Brown is the one who did her.