Brooke Hogan

The photo above of Hulk Hogan applying lotion to her daughter, Brooke Hogan’s, ass came out in April. Now, two months later, Brooke has responded to those “controversial” photos. She tells Us Magazine that she sees nothing wrong with it and

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!”

What kind of old car are we talking about. A 1990 Toyota Corolla or a 1969 S code Mustang? There’s a big difference. For the Toyota, you don’t really care about the dent that that one jaywalker’s head made on your front bumper. For the Mustang, you spend every waking hour waxing it, caressing it and generally making love to it with your hands. Judging by how far Hogan’s hand is up Brooke’s butt, I think the answer is clear.