Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz argued with staff at an Abercromie & Fitch store when they wouldn’t provide her with a shirt that had “Jesus Goat” printed on it. The staff said she couldn’t have it because it was the last one. Diaz got pissed and called them “dick fiends.”

The best part of this story is when they threw the shirt over her face and pushed her into a wall and fractured her jaw, forever damning her to a life of silence. Of course, that didn’t happen, but it makes you wonder, maybe it should have.

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