Eva Herzigova in a bikini

Eva Herzigova, here in St. Tropez, is 35 years old, but compared to Tara Reid, 32, she looks like a supermodel. And she is so that’s not really a fair comparison. Granted, there’s never a fair comparison for Tara Reid unless you count that dead cat I drove by yesterday. But even then, if you put that cat in a pink dress and tied a little bow on it’s partially exposed skull, it’d be just as sexy as Tara. Maybe even sexier. Rawr, come here you sexy diseased pussy. The dead animal, not Tara.