The Blemish

Heidi Montag has a new hit

Heidi Montag, famous do-nothing-er, released a new single called Fashion. If you didn’t already know, it’s fantastic. It starts by someone farting into the mic, most likely Spencer, and a few seconds later Heidi can be heard wailing/whining a string of indecipherable words. She sounds like a voodoo priest for the entire 3 minutes. Scary.

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4 Responses to “Heidi Montag has a new hit”

  • fluffyrabbit

    It has to be a joke. Like if it walks like duck, talks like a duck…..

    The title of this thread should be changed from “Heidi Montag has a new hit” to “Heidi Montag releases more shit”.

  • Thais

    OMG!!!!!ARE GO FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GOD SHE IS SO ANNOYING. THE SAD THIS IS THAT SHE BELIEVES SHE IS GOOD.
    I AGREE WITH FLUFFYRABBIT “HEIDI RELEASES MORE SHIT”
    CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HER STUPID ASS VIDEO.
    SHE NEEDS TO GO MARRY SHE STUPID ASS BOYFRIEND WHO THINKS IS HOT AND FAMOUS. GET MARRIED POP OUT SOME UGY FUCKEN MONKEYS AND DISAPPEAR

  • Randog

    Horrible.

    Obviously she should not be singing. There is so much ProTools work on the vocals it is disgusting.

    Please.

    Go.

    Away.

  • SheLaffs

    *blank stare*

    Serious?

    That sounds like when I recorded a song…

    when I was THIRTEEN

    in my garage

    with my friends

    using a casio keyboard and a cassette recorder

    …it was an original song composed by us thirteen year old girls when we were 10 yrs old… ACTUALLY, no. Our stuff was better… the only good thing about Heidi and Spencer not going away, is that it gives me someone(s) to dislike…