I can’t come to work because… and time wasters

Well, I guess you can have the day off.

• Bossip: Charlize Theron was all over Will Smith
• Drunken Stepfather: Karina Smirnoff doesn’t like talking about Mario Lopez
• Bastardly: Taylor Swift demos mic holding techniques
• CityRag: Forceful celebrities

• Celebslam: Naomi Campbell is going bald
• Celebitchy: Denise Richards struggles with the truth
• College Humor: The real life Iron Man
• ASL: Johnny Depp tips his hat

• Dlisted: Shut up Usher
• CS: Scott Baio and his medical scare
• SOW: Eddie Murphy probably commissioned this
• Asylum: Misleading ads from the golden age of video games
• NinjaDude: Kristen Bell does FHM UK