I wish I was smooth like Dimitri and time wasters

This has been spreading over the internets for a day or so. It’s awesome. Gawker was kind enough to set it to pictures.

• Bossip: Shady Dr. 90210 caught riding faded
• Drunken Stepfather: Heidi Montag denies till she dies
• Bastardly: Claudia Schiffer at Vogue. Err…
• Asylum: LPGA to female golfers - it’s time to sex you up

• CoEd: Evolution of Hilary Duff’s boobs
• Celebitchy: Uma Thurman gets engaged
• Celebslam: That girl in the Mini-me porno still lives with him
• College Humor: The balloon bowl

• Egotastic: Katherine Heigl gives a peek
• CS: The Kardashians do The View
• SOW: The Emmys could be good this year
• CityRag: Hugh Jackman, chestastic?