This has been spreading over the internets for a day or so. It’s awesome. Gawker was kind enough to set it to pictures.

  • Bossip: Shady Dr. 90210 caught riding faded
  • Drunken Stepfather: Heidi Montag denies till she dies
  • Bastardly: Claudia Schiffer at Vogue. Err…
  • Asylum: LPGA to female golfers – it’s time to sex you up
  • Egotastic: Katherine Heigl gives a peek
  • CS: The Kardashians do The View
  • SOW: The Emmys could be good this year
  • CityRag: Hugh Jackman, chestastic?