Kate Becinksale

Lily Allen wasn’t the only one to attend Glamour’s Woman of the Year Awards. Although, she was the only one to get completely trashed and carried out. Kate Beckinsale also showed up. She might have won something or other, but that really doesn’t concern me. What does concern me is Kate was trying to find me for 10 minutes on the red carpet to no avail. Little did she know I was already at her home disabling her alarm and lying in her bed naked, waiting for her. Just call me Romeo or restraining order #940280. Whichever works.

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