Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl recently pulled out of the running for an Emmy because she said her material was lacking (ie. the Grey’s Anatomy writers suck). Yesterday, a show insider contacted EW and expressed his dissatisfaction.

“The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?” the insider said. “It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

To let her know how they feel, the writers should make a Katherine Heigl death flip book out of the script. That way when Katherine goes over her lines, she can see herself on fire running around with no one caring enough to pour water on her and eventually she just falls to the ground turning into ash. Also they should smear feces on every other page. I always find it helpful when you’re subtle in these types of situations.