Lindsay does the MTV Movie Awards

The MTV Movie Awards were on last night. A fact I sort of remembered then subsequently forgot as I channel surfed through the drivel that was Sunday afternoon tv. There was a countdown timer thingy on MTV saying I had 3 hours left until the awards show. It might as well have been an ad for starving kids in Africa because I barely noticed it. Anyway, that freckly mess Lindsay Lohan showed up in a purple dress. She did her little wave while walking the red carpet and just like that countdown timer, was forgotten as soon as the next best thing walked by. Hey, look. There’s that guy. And he’s doing stuff. Aiyeeeee! Lindsay who?