The Blemish

Lindsay Lohan tries to tan

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The only way Lindsay Lohan could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”

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SheLaffs | June 10th, 2008 8:10 am

HAHAHA! Ghosts friends…genius! Well…all is true. Poor thang… Yeah…z-list.

 
GirlyGirl | June 9th, 2008 1:22 pm

At least she’s not orange! I think orange is worse…

 
Anonymous | June 9th, 2008 12:25 pm

Wow. Poor ginger kid. I get really tan when exposed to the sun, but not this kid. She’s literally BLINDING WHITE. She’s also blindingly Z-list. Let’s move on, shall we?

Victor | June 9th, 2008 1:31 pm

She’d reflect light better than a mirror.

 
 

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