The Blemish

Lindsay Lohan tries to tan

By , 10:12 AM on Jun 09, 2008, 10 Comments

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The only way could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”

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  • Anonymous

    Wow. Poor ginger kid. I get really tan when exposed to the sun, but not this kid. She’s literally BLINDING WHITE. She’s also blindingly Z-list. Let’s move on, shall we?

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    She’d reflect light better than a mirror.

  • GirlyGirl

    At least she’s not orange! I think orange is worse…

  • SheLaffs

    HAHAHA! Ghosts friends…genius! Well…all is true. Poor thang… Yeah…z-list.

  • taylor

    she cant help it that she doesnt tan..most redheads dont tan..duh