You fail at life Mary-Kate.

  • Asylum: Record breaking boob job banned over safety fears
  • Celebslam: Jessica Biel moved in with Justin Timberlake
  • CityRag: Rihanna’s bikini booty
  • ASL: That’s John Mayer
  • Dlisted: Keira Knightley to play Elizabeth Doolittle
  • CS: Evander Holyfield’s home in foreclosure
  • SOW: Someone forgot to shave their pits
  • College Humor: A politician who tells it like it is
  • Celebwarship: Kat Von D is an A-lister
  • AB: Gina Gershon denies affair with Bill Clinton
  • EB:Gwyneth Paltrow is doing a cooking show?