Mary-Kate Olsen eats it and afternoon time wasters

You fail at life Mary-Kate.

• Bossip: Today in NYC: Ashanti and Ja Rule
• Drunken Stepfather: Whoopi Goldberg’s erotic moment of the day
• Bastardly: Odette Yustman at the MTV Awards
• CoEd: Miss COED: Marsha Irgasheva
• Celebitchy: 50 Cent gave Val Kilmer a car

• Asylum: Record breaking boob job banned over safety fears
• Celebslam: Jessica Biel moved in with Justin Timberlake
• CityRag: Rihanna’s bikini booty
• ASL: That’s John Mayer
• Dlisted: Keira Knightley to play Elizabeth Doolittle

• CS: Evander Holyfield’s home in foreclosure
• SOW: Someone forgot to shave their pits
• College Humor: A politician who tells it like it is
• Celebwarship: Kat Von D is an A-lister
• AB: Gina Gershon denies affair with Bill Clinton
• EB:Gwyneth Paltrow is doing a cooking show?