Nick Hogan should have stayed in solitary

Nick Hogan was transferred out of solitary confinement on Thursday into a direct supervision cell with three other juvenile inmates.

He initially was segregated because he is a minor, albeit convicted in adult court. A judge denied a transfer request from his lawyers on Tuesday.

Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda says housing assignments are routinely reviewed because the jail’s population constantly changes. That created an opportunity to house juveniles together.

Nick is bunking with three other men. This jail sentence just turned very sexy for Nick Hogan. If he closes his eyes and uses his imagination, I’m sure he’ll be able to convince himself he has lockjaw from too much happiness. And those tears running down his swollen cheeks as he’s forced face down into his pillow? They’re of joy. Pure, unadulterated joy.

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