Orlando Bloom’s life is hard

Even though these pictures of Miranda Kerr have very little to no hint of her boyfriend Orlando Bloom in them, I can assure you she was hanging out topless with him. Despite their seemingly carefree lifestyle, don’t think celebrities have it easy. They’re full of inner turmoil. “Should I take the Ferrari to meet my half-naked supermodel girlfriend or should I take the Porsche?,” is a question they must struggle with on a daily basis. Your problems don’t seem so big now, do they

Also, if you were wondering what Orlando’s ass looks like, here you go.