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Pete Doherty died for your sins, hopefully soon

Pete Doherty has commissioned his friend Nick Reynolds to create a marble sculpture of him on a cross for his upcoming show. Pete says it symbolizes being crucified by the press and is a statement about how the media has it out of him. The Sun says:

The “disturbing artwork” will be carved in marble and show Doherty being tortured, surrounded by strips of newspapers – symbolising his crucifixion by the media.

It’s true. Pete Doherty is gospel. Whenever a friend offers you that wacky tabacky or a little China white or the chance to see a live midget porn show, just ask yourself, what would Pete Doherty do? The answer will always guide you to a true path.

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12 years ago

That’s a great idea. Poor Pete got killed by the media. 

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12 years ago

We love you, Pete!