Spencer Pratt finds his way on Letterman

Spencer Pratt was for some reason invited as a guest on David Letterman where he and David matched their wits and cunning. At one point in the interview, Spencer claimed that he wouldn’t appear at clubs for less than $100,000. David and the rest of America laughed. And laughed. And laughed. David opined:

“Nobody is giving you $100,000 to leave the house. Really,” said David. “You’d be shocked,” replied Spencer. Letterman shot back, “Here’s what wouldn’t shock me. Two beers.”

Actually, David, this makes a lot of sense. When was the last time Spencer was seen entering or exiting a club? A month? Six months? A year? The only way Spencer could earn a $100,000 appearance fee is if club promoters hung him from their roof on a meat hook and let everybody use his balls as a piñata.