Heidi Montag

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly spent $10,000 on guns to protect themselves from their enemies. Spencer visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA last week and purchased the exact guns the U.S. Delta Force uses.

So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,” a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” says the friend.

I pray four days from now I read about that fairy princess Spencer suffering a broken clavicle after playing around with the shotgun and then read about how Heidi Montag shattered her fake nose because she couldn’t handle the recoil from the .45.

Tip for Spencer: To avoid a broken clavicle, line up the shotgun an inch away from your face before you fire.