The Blemish

The hottest thing ever

Some magazine printed photos of Jessica Alba pregnant, in a bikini, floating in a pool with her husband. It was quite disconcerting. All these fantasies and erections I had and would have had about Jessica. Poof. Gone. Just like that. Nevertheless, if you asked me if I’d still do Jessica Alba in her current state, I’d probably say yes. I’m very charitable.

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fghdfghsdfg | June 7th, 2008 2:09 am

…nevertheless, if you asked me if I’d still do Jessica Alba in her current state, I’d probably say yes. I’m very charitable…

…as if you were straight.

Victor | June 7th, 2008 2:47 pm
 
 
CriticXtreme | June 2nd, 2008 8:11 pm

Cash and his dick ruined one of the hottest chicks on the planet. If she recovers after dropping the weight (kid) it would be amazing but not the same. Once a hot chick gets preggos, my man business shortens like a Hollyweird actor with elevator shoes. Still I would like to see if she can return back to that USDA piece of ass but again, it will never be the same.

 
laura loo | June 2nd, 2008 2:30 pm

when is she due?

 
capt. cornhole | June 2nd, 2008 10:02 am

You’d just have to convince her that shooting a load on to her beach-ball will stop stretch marks. Then you just tell her you’ll pull out and…..ooopppss sorry
We’ll have to let it drip out then rub it on your stomach.

 

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