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Hm, curving bullets. Okay…
- Bossip: Jay-Z being accused of stealing rhymes
- Drunken Stepfather: Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t like you
- Bastardly: Molly Sims likes mixed drinks
- Celebslam: Kristie Alley is hungry
- Celebitchy: Sarah Larson wants to be famous
- CityRag: Lesbians rule Hollywood
- Asylum: Swinging for beginners
- CoEd: Kelly Brooke flashback
- FHM: Ashley T. is your girl of the day
- ASL: Mike Myers new film looks stupid
- Dlisted: Britney’s back
- CS: Beyonce speed painting
- SOW: Someone’s dogs are traveling in style
- College Humor: This is what you get for pretending to be a gorilla
- Popsugar: Matt Damon is fat but powerful
