Verne Troyer

TMZ has a clip lasting a few short seconds from the upcoming Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me sex tape which promises to be more disturbing than Chyna’s. In the preview, Verne can be seen unclothed and tonguing his former girlfriend in their apartment. SugarDVD is reportedly offering $100,000 for distribution rights.

This is creepy. If I was a woman, I’d be freaked out by Mini-me crawling all over my body trying to hump my face. I imagine it’s like being attacked by a horny gremlin.

Check out the clip here (NSFW).