Madonna

The Daily Star today reports today that an unidentified man has been shopping around a purported sex tape of Madonna and A-Rod. The camerman allegedly set up a hidden camera in an apartment used by the couple for their secret rendezvous to film their carnal acts. He’s asking for $2M.

The video man — who is also a friend of the apartment owner — claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa.

He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.

But legal experts say if his claims are true the lensman could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary. One said: “If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy.

“But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it. That is burglary.

“He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years.

“Even if the video existed it would probably be seized by the courts.”

This is the type of guy with one of those “Genius at work” signs on his door while he’s inside soldering Barbie’s hair onto Ken’s head. I think an easier way he could have fucked himself would have been to buy a dildo, superglue it to a chair and sit on it. There’s no jail time involved either.