Cynthia and Alex

Alex Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, has finally left him after a tumultuous three months in their five year marriage. This news comes two days after reports of A-Rod having an affair with Madonna and one day after reports of Cynthia having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. Today, the NYDN says Lenny Kravitz is merely giving Cynthia a place to stay. (Yea, IN HIS PANTS!)

“There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself,” Kravitz said. “This is unequivocally 100 percent not true.”

Kravitz said references to him as an adulterer were “extremely hurtful,” adding that Cynthia came to stay at his home “to escape from everything happening in New York City.”

He says this now, but when rumors start surfacing of him sitting across from Cynthia in a half-open bathrobe going “Hello, Missus Rodriguez,” while spreading his legs, I’m going to be a little suspicious.