Hayden Panettiere getting engaged?

In Touch has it on good authority that Milo Ventimiglia has been shopping for an engagement ring for his vertically challenged girlfriend, Hayden Panettiere. Despite denials that they’re dating at all, a friend of Milo says they so totally are and,

“He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000.”

Milo is 31. Hayden is 18. I’d make fun of him, but it’s pretty hard to slight someone who’s tapping barely legal ass. As a matter of fact, according to Federal law, I have to declare him my new hero.