Hayden Panettiere

Newsflash: Hayden Panettiere is not only an actress, but a singer as well. She will be the next to join the long line of celebrities turned singers.

Track records for such endeavors have not been encouraging. Paris’ album was an ear shattering failure, Scarlett’s album would have made Tom Waits roll in his grave if he was dead and Heidi’s singles have been processed so much that it might as well be a robot singing. Maybe this is different?

Hayden previewed one of her songs on Ryan Seacrest’s show [listen here] today and is it just me or is this basically Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind with different lyrics. I’m confused. I thought people wanted to distance themselves from Paris’ massive failures. Is this a joke? Because I’m not laughing. Well, maybe a little. But not with Hayden. Rather, at Hayden. Haha, you suck.