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I hope they have a gruesome accident

Spencer and Heidi

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the firing range to shoot those guns they bought a while ago. In my dreams, Spencer and Heidi are as retarded as they seem and hold their guns the opposite way before they pull the trigger. Also, they’re laughing like yokels before they commit double suicide. Pacific Coast has more pictures and even though they shower them with praise, it still sounds like they’re mocking them.

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alex | July 11th, 2008 10:49 pm

why are their fingers on the triggers…

 
richie | July 11th, 2008 1:55 am

ummm…i’m pretty sure a semi-auto pistol magazine that holds more than 10 rounds (which Heidi looks like she’s holding) is illegal in california

 
Fillup | July 10th, 2008 2:10 pm

Is that dried cum on her face?

 
capt. cornhole | July 10th, 2008 10:42 am

I would eat the vomit out of a fat stinky old womans snatch, before I took a job following these two touch-holes around snapping pictures.

Tickle-nuts and Seabiscuit.

Victor | July 10th, 2008 12:41 pm

I heard people call Spencer tickle-nuts because the one pube he has on his balls tickles his thigh all the time.

capt. cornhole | July 10th, 2008 2:37 pm

With him I’m always tossed on what I should call him.
Fuck-Tard
or
Tickle-nuts

With her it’s gotta be either Seabiscuit or Lassie.

If she was Lassie, I would have to take a shit on the floor and make her roll in it, like a filthy dog.

 
 
 
paCo | July 10th, 2008 10:56 am

They are 100% pure retarded. So that’s why they buy a gun to commit suicide. I’m really sorry for their both parents. Fuck the hell off. Here is no longer a safe place for heidi and her dog.

 
w00tah | July 10th, 2008 9:33 am

Wow… I never thought i’d say this, but spencer has found a way to make himself look even more like a douchebag… Apparently he likes holding his gun like all those cocks he loves goin down on.. Hopefully somebody will say something hurtful enough to him where he feels he might need to use his gun… on himself…

 

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