Jennifer Lopez

One of the steps to get her body back to where it was before she had her twins is to train for and participate in a triathlon.

Lopez’s training includes running, biking and swimming. Anthony says he’ll root her on from the sidelines: “I’m very supportive. I’ll be on my Segway (encouraging her).”

Jennifer should do what I do when I want to lose weight. Place my bag of chips just out of reach so I have to stretch to get it. I burn almost 100 calories at a time. At least, that’s what I tell myself as I struggle for breath trying to grab my fifth chip.

Really though, she’s not going to run this. She’s a diva. Jennifer will take two steps before she sits her ass on a motorized scooter or has her assistant push her in a wheelchair two feet before the finish line so she can pretend to jog through it.