James Blunt and Gary Dourdan were hanging out at the beach the other day, surrounded by topless chicks who were sucking on each other’s tits. It must be boring to have nothing to do all day but this. I bet they wish they had my life. I surf the web for the first half of the day and bury my head into my hands and cry for the second half. It’s really much more fun than it sounds.
Wow, those are some classy girls!