Lenny Kravitz

Remember that story about Lenny Kravitz sleeping with A-Rod’s wife? That may have been a lie. Lenny Kravitz’s alleged affair with Cynthia Rodriguez is believed to be a planted story by his former manager seeking revenge for his recent firing.

Page Six explains that Lenny’s trainer, Dodd Romero, warned him that his manager, Guy Oseary, which he shared with Madonna and A-Rod, was about to “pimp out Madonna and A-Rod.” When Lenny found out, he canned Guy. Guy retaliated by making up the story of Cynthia and Lenny.

This is kind of confusing. I’d draw a picture for you, but it’d just turn into a drawing of me driving a stake through Madonna’s heart. Because that’s how you kill one of those things, right? Or was it with a silver bullet. What the hell is she anyway? I went through my book of mythical creatures and I couldn’t find one that was part Medusa, part She-Hulk and part Decaying Pop Star.