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Lindsay Lohan was struck by a bike

By The Blemish, 8:18 AM on Jul 28, 2008, 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha

Lindsay Lohan was also involved in a vehicular accident over the weekend. On Saturday morning, Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson were leaving a club on 32nd Street when Lohan was clipped by a motorcycle. She was taken to Beth Israel Medical Center and released at 4 a.m. No major injuries were reported.

“She’s not hurt. That’s all I really care about,” said Michael Lohan, confirming the accident. Michael then trailed off muttering something about this being great publicity and how his good friend the Lord must have answered his prayers and hit Lindsay with this bike. God works in mysterious ways. Mysterious, cash only, detailed-itinerary-provided ways.

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