Ashley Kaufmann

Both In Touch and OK! released photos of Lindsay Lohan’s supposed 13-year-old half-sister, Ashley Kaufmann, who was thought to be fathered by Michael Lohan during a break with his then wife, Dina. Michael Lohan is arguing for a DNA test before he sends over any money.

The question now is: Do you see any resemblance to a Lohan? She doesn’t look 13 going on 30, she’s not flashing her panties, there are trees behind her as opposed to mountains of coke and she’s not making out with a chick. In other words, all signs point to “no.”