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Maybe it’s like a chia pet

Everyone knows Jude Law’s hairline is receding. You can see it everywhere, from his candids and movies to his photo shoots. The only place you won’t see it is in Dunhill and Dior’s advertising campaign because they airbrushed more hair in.

The style makes 35-year-old Law look a little more as he did when he first became famous in movies such as The Talented Mr Ripley.

While women in the public eye often have imperfections airbrushed out, Law has had perfection brushed in – either through artful hairstyling or plain artistry.

Airbrush expert Chris Bickmore said: ‘I wouldn’t say it was hairstyling as they can’t style hair that isn’t there.

Ooooh, BURN! Chris goes on to say retouching would take no more than one and a half hours. That’s still too long. A better, faster way to do this would be to superglue a lot of fake mustaches to his head. That takes 10 minutes at most. Plus, it would make him look A LOT more classy.

Compare and contrast: Fake hair Jude

Real hair Jude

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daisydreamer
daisydreamer
15 years ago

Jude honey, let it go. Go the way of Becks, just walk toward the light, shave it all off. Get your mojo back, quit holding on to what once was and will never be again.

sheryl
sheryl
15 years ago

Who cares what he does to his hair? The guy is gorgeous! I think all the so-called “they” who have been talking about it for months need to find something else to talk about. So what if there’s no hair there and somebody puts some there? I can’t find too many real people who really care about that, just the gossip sites that want to make a dig at a gorgeous man in, I don’t know, an attempt to make themselves feel better about themselves, maybe? Sorry, just trying to make sense of it. Dear god!

melissa
melissa
15 years ago

I agree with sheryl, who really cares. I’m sure this isn’t Jude’s doing but the people who designed the ad. He isn’t that vain, he doesn’t like having attention brought to his looks, just his talent. You people who want to go on about it need to go find something better to do with your time.