Last year, Miss USA Rachel Smith became an internet meme after falling on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant. This year, Miss USA Crystle Stewart did the same thing. Both incidents have most likely done nothing but reinforce the popular “models are dumb” belief held by the majority of the world. Bad for models, good for men everywhere since dumb girls = easy anal.

And if you really must know, Miss USA did not win the crown. That honor was given to Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza who awed the judges by walking five feet without eating shit. Golf clap.