Naomi Campbell isn’t hitting people and time wasters

Naomi Capmbell’s first SoBe commercial which had her “dancing” with a bunch of lizards made little sense. The new SoBe commercial she’s in makes even less sense. She makes out with one of them. CGI bestiality for the win.

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