Brooke Hogan

I linked to this earlier in the day, but this is something so disturbing that it is my duty to warn all of you. Playboy, long known for their pornographic spreads of mostly blonde beauties, have made the decision to go into she-male porn.

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.

The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

A long time ago, one of my friends sent me this picture of what looked like an attractive, completely naked female. As the photo slowly unveiled itself from top to bottom, my heart began to sink as each successive page load revealed something not quite right about the individual. Only when it reached the hips and the beginnings of a penis began to show did I realize that I was looking at a transgendered male. For the remaining part of the day, I attempted to forget what I had seen by spraying Lysol in my eyes. I tell this story because this is what a Playboy spread with Brooke Hogan will be like. Except, the awful, uneasy feeling will begin much, much sooner. Like, at the head.

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