Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson recently released her debut country single to a lukewarm response. Her live performance was no different. Opening up for Sara Evans Saturday night at the Country Thunder, Jessica’s performance drew both cheers and boos, but according to this article, mostly boos.

After the show, audience members were asked about her performance. They commented that her vocals “lacked a southern sound” and were irritated about Jessica’s crossover to country because they believe she’s only trying to capitalize on the recent popularity of the genre.

“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. “She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

Yea, I agree. Jessica Simpson sucks and has really big tits. She should use her vocal talents for porn. But, really Kenosha News, you call this reporting? There are more pressing questions that need to be answered. For example, was Jessica Simpson jumping up and down on a trampoline sans bra? The public has a right to know.