Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, inspired by Dina Lohan’s and Denise Richard’s reality series, has pitched her own show which involves gossip targets like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — in a two hour special telling people what it’s like to be them. Bravo and Lifetime are reportedly interested.

Paris Hilton with an idea is rare which is what makes this story fascinating. Could you hear the rusted gears in her head grind together as she began to think? Did cartoonish smoke rise out from her ears? Did she feel pain when it happened? As synapses fired off throughout her head, were her first words, “Ow, what is this new sensation. It’s like menstrual cramps in my brain.” Do tell. People would love to know.

By the way, this show is a great idea because people will love coming home from their 9 to 5 to watch a bunch of spoiled celebrities complain about the constant attention they receieve from tabloids and paparazzi. After this, people will probably have more compassion and respect for them. “I may stare at a computer screen all day praying for death, but at least I don’t have ‘celebrity’ problems. What with their disposable income, paid appearances at clubs, free iPods and clothes… gah, who wants to deal with THAT?,” they’ll ask themselves.

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