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Samantha Ronson is in love

By The Blemish, 11:02 AM on Jul 17, 2008, 1 Comment

Samantha and Lindsay

If this thing blew a kiss at me, I’d think it was casting a spell on me and I’d have to stab it or at the very least, paw wildly at the air in an effort to keep the air kiss from ever reaching my soft, supple lips.

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One Response to “Samantha Ronson is in love”

  • Herman Bumfudle
    4:31 AM

    your soft supple lips. i’d rub your nose in her gooey little cunt, while i’d mount your little buttocks from behind and make you fuck yourself silly.